[File this one under "what the fuck?" Literally.]
So, what happens when even the thought of the satisfaction of the flesh is no longer satisfying for a woman? Well, for one woman in East Eudora, NY, you become a "consecrated virgin."
A what?!!!!
A consecrated virgin, or Sacra Virginitas, is a woman who pledges her perpetual virginity to God. And by doing so becomes a "sacred virgin." And that's exactly what 42-year-old, Lori Rose Cannizzaro, did yesterday.
About her decision she said:
It is a good and holy thing to want to be in a virginal state...Dating wasn't working. I wasn't connecting. Not that I never wanted to be married or never wanted children.
Ah ha, I got it! She must be, let's say, a less than comely presence. (And I'm right. See the picture of her
I found? She looks like Rowan Atkinson in drag.) Otherwise I'm asking myself, why on earth (literally) would she wanna do that?
And another question: What is it about sex that abstinence from it would make a woman holy or sacred in some fashion? I think it would make a woman an unholy pain in the ass.
OK, but how much you wanna bet she pleasures herself with Mr. Tickle?
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